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Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.
Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025
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Marti

A very gay way of making the name "Martin" sound cooler.
Marti loves a good bum
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Malting

Taking a penis and pulling down the foreskin until the penis rips in half. After, you shove a burning steak in the middle
Hey Donna, let’s go malting
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Manticles

A manta ray's testicles, or a man's dick and balls.
1. I kicked my neighbor in his manticles with great force.

2. I served my wife a plate of manticles.
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Mantination

Taking a shi at a abondend mansion like the great YZEF didingtons
I wanna pull a mantination soon it will fun
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Martial Law

Hym "Yeah! Martial law! Do it up! Murder everyone! Do it now before it's too late!"
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The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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