by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

the most perfect man ever he is the sweetest most adorable loveable hedgehog ever and i want to kiss him and cuddle him and tell him how much he means to me.
by softlarrywhore August 20, 2020

When a woman performs anilingus on a man while Steely Dan is playing in the background. Cuervo Gold and the fine Colombian optional.
"Damn, Josie came home and gave me that East St. Louis Toodle-oo the other night? Thought I was gonna die behind the wheel."
by MysticalSphere April 11, 2025

by harrysbreadx November 22, 2021

has a twin brother. has a big willy. used to have a cat. friends with multiple joshes. has parents. enjoys pizza and spag bol. loves ginger. loves a good vape. needs a new pod. has friends. doesn’t like to revise. has brown hairs. was once bald. loves pro clubs. enjoys the office. sometimes. loves united. eats gone off yogurt. but it tastes fine. fell in a septic tank. is loved by his ex. massive bum. lactose intolerant and ibs. looking for a milf.
by angela monkey June 16, 2024

Louis is a short guy who usually plays basketball but is not very good at it because of how short he is
by favoritingdojo April 28, 2020

Danny: Hey Louis! Watcha doin?
Louis: Drinking Coffee/Monster.
Danny: yeah what else would you possibly be doing…
Louis: Drinking Coffee/Monster.
Danny: yeah what else would you possibly be doing…
by Fawkin‘ Satan-Spawn December 7, 2021
