I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

by SkyPullera May 17, 2004

ya'll

1. contraction for "you" and "all." Used by hicks and rednecks or just Southern ladies.

2. contraction for "your" and all." more commonly used by wannabes and pimps.

1. Ya'll better come-n-git yo' possum fo' it get cold.

2. I can't believe ya'll up in my business like that.

by shannon February 5, 2005

i'll calm your farm

a retort to "calm your farm"

to propose engaging in misc activities...

fred "i'll calm your farm."
rosie "i'd love you to ;)"

by cool dude1 November 6, 2011

Us'll

"us-all" a word to use when "we" is completely unnecessary, carries with it a satirical connotation as it pokes fun at the Southern term y'all.

"Us'll are going to have a dandy time at the party"

y'all Us

by Freelancer Flo December 8, 2013

I'll Take care of it

Leading someone to believe a task will be accomplished or "taken care of" but actually doing nothing of the sort. Most of the time the quite opposite.

"Don't worry Chelsea, I'll take care of it"

by Csmiles December 21, 2021

I guess we’ll never know

Usually something a dumb bitch says to be ominous

You:Hey how the fuck did you know
Them: I guess we’ll never know
You: fuck you bitch

by Neeck groes January 8, 2021

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.

boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

by em.ily.et May 24, 2018