lick the pig

To catch cold

I lick the pig earlier today, and now I cough up a lung

by The Future Farmers of America May 12, 2009

good lick

A phrase said when autocorrect is so terrible that it can’t even read “good luck” So it fucks you over and puts “good lick” instead.

I’m going to be trying out for the team!

good lick

by wenisses April 17, 2019

boot-licking toady

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

licking the sheep's fur

Shooting up a school

Hey man, I got so hard from licking the sheep's fur!

by Keklamo May 5, 2020

Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath

Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry

by cambronshinn December 1, 2010

Weenie Lick Job

The act of getting ones weenie licked by another individual.

Person one: Yo I heard Terry got his weenie licked by Julia last night!

Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!

by orgocuck32 May 7, 2019

Go lick a rat

The absolute highest god level of an insult

1: bro I hate your T-shirt
2: go lick a rat
1: *instantly collapses*

by UnqualifiedGiraffe October 12, 2020