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by Derpmii February 17, 2021
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Loughborough waffle stomp

The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.
I just Loughborough waffle stomped a Loughy third year in Nottingham.
by Willybong July 5, 2022
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Laigha

Laigha’s are like your personal lucky charm! They are truely amazing in every way possible.
They often like to spend their time chatting with their friends.

Laigha’s are always kind hearted towards their closets friends. They are sometimes overprotective to their friends and have a kind heart.
Laigha’s are incredibly gorgeous in every way possible and have a spectacular sense of humor that always makes people giggle.

If you don’t have a Laigha in your life, then theirs no point in living.
Person one: I’m hanging out with my Laigha today, she’s great and so funny!
Person 2: Thats so cool! I wish I had a Laigha.
Person 1: Anyone can have a Laigha!
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langhammer

An abnormally long and meaty cock. A langhammer can be thought of as a “porn-star” caliber dick. Aside from the above average length and girth, a langhammer must have clear protruding penile veins.
Heidi: I feel so bad for Shea.
Maria: Why, what happened?
Heidi: The guy she went home with ended up having a langhammer…
Maria: Are you serious?
Heidi: Yeah, all she wanted was a normal hookup, but now she can’t even walk.
by handfootandbun September 24, 2022
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Luigi O’Loughlin

Luigi O’Loughlin is a beautiful, amazing, funny cat who has a lovely auntie Patricia. She has greene eyes.
Keemur: did you see Luigi O’Loughlin?
Ms Gallagher: suicra she’s gone off with her auntie patricia.
by gamer girl 69 February 19, 2019
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laughing fart

A fart and a laugh together.

i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
Prince Phillip: But Your Majesty there is no shame in a laughing fart! Here, let us all, ecstatically, fart in bonne homie!
by NevermindWho April 13, 2006
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kill the laughter

When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious
A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

B)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

C)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
by joe725 April 26, 2008
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