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Badge

A cop dildo.

Ocassionally used by over zealous officers either on the beat or off-duty.
Innocent by-stander: Hey officer!
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!

Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.
by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
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Persian Gulf

The Persian Gulf (In Farsi: Khaleej-é-Farrs) is the mass of water located between the Iranian peninusla and the Arab states of Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and Oman.

Since the 1960s, Arab states (or Persian Gulf Arabs )have unsuccessfully tried to change the name of the Persian Gulf into the "Arabian Gulf". This term is not used in English and is not acknowledged by organizations such as the United Nations, The National Geographic Society, and official cartographers.

The Persian Gulf is called Persian beacause of the history of Iran which dominated the region and beacause Iran has the longest coastline on the Persian Gulf.
The Persian Gulf was, is and will be called as the Persian Gulf until the end of times.
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
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deathperate

My life sucks! Am so deathperate!
by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
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shrivelled penis

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!
by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
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XY

Cell Biology, Basic Genetics, Gender Science.

Human cells contain 23 pairs of chromosomes for a total of 46. There are 22 pairs of autosomes and one pair of sex chromosomes. Chromosomes determine everything from hair color and eye color to gender. Whether you are a male or female depends on the presence or absence of certain chromosomes.The sex chromosomes are the X chromosome and the Y chromosome. These chromosomes determine gender.

In human sexual reproduction, two distinct gametes fuse to form a zygote. The male gametes or sperm cells in humans and other mammals are heterogametic and contain one of two types of sex chromosomes. They are either X or Y. The female gametes or eggs however, contain only the X sex chromosome and are homogametic. The sperm cell determines the sex of an individual in this case.

If a sperm cell containing an X chromosome fertilizes an egg, the resulting zygote will be XX or female. If the sperm cell contains a Y chromosome, then the resulting zygote will be XY or male.
Professor:...being the actual meiotic step in which a diploid cell is converted to a haploid cell. This leads us to syngamy where the two gametes form a zygote. Now remember that the combination of two X chromosomes gives us a female and XY chromosomses a male...

Stifler: What the fuck is he on about?

Danny: Shush! The fusion of gametophytes during syngamy, you retard.

Stifler: Professor? Last time we checked Danny's karyotype we came to the shocking discovery that he carries two X chromosomes. Does that make him a female?

Danny: for God sake.

Professor: Perhaps so Mr.Raffaelli, which would explain the somewhat stiff bulge you get each time Mr.Cohen sits next to you.

Danny: Oh my GOD dude! You're homogametic!
by NeverMindWho April 12, 2006
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analtosis

Ned: So doctor is it really baaad?
Dr.Hibbert: Would you call analtosis bad? Ah-heh-heh-heh!
Ned: Darn it doctor! Your little chuckles are quite inappropriate!
Dr.Hibbert: Um sorry about that. Please speak in that direction.
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
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flomp

The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.
Boy unzips. Flomp!
Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.
by NeverMindWho April 18, 2006
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