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Johnny Depp 

Inspired by me? Probably... I am a hero and a genius... 🤔 Hmm... Yep... That's definitely reflective of the thing I did accept he went all the way. I take full credit. Great job me 👍
Hym "Hey, Iam you see the Johnny Depp thing? Iam? Where the hell is he? Oh well, good job me! GoOd JoB oThEr Me! Oh! He can star in my movie!"
Johnny Depp by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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Johnny Sins

Seth: I so want Johnny sins penis up inside of me
Johnny Sins by Alx.777 July 5, 2022

Johnny Carson 

When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.
Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women

Johnny Bravo 

A funny looking ape handed cartoon character who has the tendancy to wear white sunglasses to impress tail, while seeming like a large pawed ass ass pirate he has likeable qualities such as his wanting to seem in control of situations, he often controls doorways and this causes his balls to swell cutting off circulation to his penis, this results in a brief case of elephantitis and purple discoloration of the penis, it can be compared to when the hulk gets mad and turns into a monster
Did you see Johnny Bravo at the door last night his balls got so big no one could get in or out of the bar until Mr. clean came to rub his discolored purple penis
Johnny Bravo by buttinz March 7, 2008

Johnny-Cut 

A type of haircut worn by treaty kids named Johnny
also known as Surfer cut or Bowl cut
"johnny look at your haircut, its a surfer cut, no a bowl cut. its a Johnny-Cut"
Johnny-Cut by CookieStuff April 7, 2006

Johnny man 

A Johnny man refers a white male of Anglo-Saxon stock from Western Europe and North America. Due to fact that every 8/10 white guy you meet his name either starts or ends with John, so the word Johnny Man was created.
Hey Johnny Man do you think eminem is the best rapper ever?
Johnny man by Gorilla Big Mac June 12, 2008

Johnny Bench Called 

Another way of saying "Catch you later"

Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.

In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.

Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm

Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)

See Catch ya later
Johnny Bench Called by Xilften September 24, 2009