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Jelly and Jizzabella

The stripper tag team of Naughty Nurse and Bunny. See Jizz and Jelly for more info.
These two strippers came over last night. Jelly And Jizzabella...... They totally knew their shit.
by dominic chambers April 3, 2008
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Jazzy

1) To keep it cool n be cool

2) To get smart or rude with someone, talkin mad smack
1) "Gotta stay jazzy for my main squeeze."

2) "OH! That girl was tryin to get jazzy with me. OH HELLS NO!"
by BMAR October 11, 2006
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jizz triscuit

a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.
this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.
by FitzyFitzy October 21, 2005
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Jizz

The sound you make when you ejaculate semen from your dong.
"Jizzzzizzizzzzizzzzz"
by Kittydongkat May 18, 2016
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jizz goggles

goggles used to protect the eyes while a giant load is blown on the face.
She used the jizz goggles to shield her eyes from flying semen.
by Slash September 16, 2003
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jizz ball

pretty much the dirtiest pitch in the history of baseball. to throw it, you must first rub some jizz (cum, semen) on the baseball. Once you have to amount you feel is right, you then go into your windup and throw that ball with i sort of cuveball like motion. If thrown correctly and with the right amount of jizz, there should be about an 18-20 foot break on the ball and the batter will be absolutely devastated, straight up poned.
Wow that guy just threw the nastiest jizz ball i've ever seen, it must have dropped 20 feet. O my god i just got poned like john jackey does every night.
by Jordannn October 24, 2007
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Jizz Spot

A unknown spot on every mans body that causes him to automatically ejaculate. The Jizz Spot may sometimes be in an inconvenient spot such as the leg or the arm, although uncomfortable us men all have to go through this.
Brian:"Dammit Jon touch my jizz spot one more time!"
Jon: "Hahaha"
Brian: -pokes Robcat's Jizz Spot"-
Robcat: "Cmon guys i just changed underwear"
by B-dizzle and J Bird April 28, 2010
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