Jesusland

The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.

In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.

by Ninja Disaster November 4, 2004

jessica

a beautiful gurl who everyone loves. she is a social butterfly with a ton of good friends. all the guys fall for jessica. your lucky to be friends with a jessica so dont loose her!

damn jessica is hot. id date that.
your not good enough for that hottie

by woahhuymandude October 12, 2018

Jesse Ventura

A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"

When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!

Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass

by TucoPacifico May 18, 2009

Jesh

To joke around, or to say something in an exaggerated manor.

Man, don't be crazy. Quit jeshing me. I know you ain't speaking truth.

by Michael W. Jones March 4, 2008

Raving to Jesus

A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.

I couldn't sleep last winter, the house across the street was raving to Jesus.

by arcu December 5, 2010

Jesus dick

Dick so good that it heals all of your ailments

Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache

Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick

by Dagger23 March 11, 2014

Jessica

Jessica is an amazing friend she is kind and carrying but can be a weird ,she usually has a few pets, she usually has dark hair, she has the guts to stand up for a true friend because she is a true friend, she is hot and fit

guy1: omg she is such a Jessica
guy2: I know right I wish j was her boyfriend

guy1: same

by Fizz_ball August 26, 2017