French 75er

When you have a three-quarter chub, or a 75% boner. A boner with just a little give; able to get the job done but needs a little extra help.

Dude, she showed me her nipple and I immediately got a French 75er.

by Jdever1 December 29, 2017

French Backdoors

Simlar to the French Kiss. (A kiss with a tongue), but instead of oral, you use anal activity.

Dude have a mint, your breath smells...

I Gave your mom French Backdoors last night, thats why my breath is not fresh anymore.

by Uncle_Gabsie January 06, 2022

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 30, 2023

French Wallet

When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.

Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!

by ColorB June 15, 2017

french elvis

A crepe with peanut butter and bananas.

I made myself a French Elvis for breakfast at the hotel’s crepe bar.

by Grouchy February 15, 2018

French Panfles

A combination of french toast, pancakes, and waffles; often made for one who cannot decide between the three.

Also the best breakfast food ever!

Pancakes...french toast....waffles...grr I can't decide! I'll just make french panfles!

Dude! These french panfles are AMAZING!!

by rabybaby09 July 29, 2010

French Periscope

When you wear two french womens vaginas as goggles.

im gonna use you as a french periscope

by gooeysoldier January 14, 2021