The erect penis of a homeless man.
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
by Pooney219 October 5, 2016
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Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
by Harrowific July 10, 2019
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India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
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All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
Get the whittling wood mug.Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018
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2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin
2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin
by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009
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