hooded penis 

An uncircumcised penis that looks like it has a hood on.

Randy: Did you see Jacob today in the locker room?

Newman: Yeah, it looks like hes got the ole' hooded penis.

hooded penis by NEW YORK 23 May 31, 2009

hood thang 

A relationship, usually sexual and physical, between two people that only occurs when one returns to the neighborhood or a location nearby. When the two are not together in the "hood" they have nothing to do with each other. The relationship or person living in the neighborhood is known as the "hood thang."

That chick right thurr is my hood thang.

hood thang by Nate Doggy Dog June 11, 2008

hooby hooby 

any one person or persons who lacks common knowledge and sense. Hooby Hoobies are easily confused and are extremely forgetful.

"My boyfriend put an entire tablespoon (tbs) of salt into our casserole, when the recipe called for a teaspoon (tsp). He is such a Hooby Hooby."

hooby hooby by noodle doo October 4, 2011

hood 

meaning from the "hood" a slang term derived from the word neighborhood, which is commonly used in lower class urban aread among thug types and gangsters. example: boyz in da hood. a common phrase used is "I'm so hood" the website hood1.com centers around this definition of the word hood making light and fun of ghettoness and such

"I'm so hood" "we hood rich" " that foo a wannabee he aint hood, just a square"

hood by Big Ceez December 7, 2015

hood knowledge 

the knowledge you achive during your stay in the hood almost comparable to street smartness and almost comparable to book smartness

look at jimmy he knows the knot

yes man he got pretty much an huge hood knowledge

hood knowledge by vicmcee October 13, 2016

Hood Head

When Her head is Straight ghetto and it's stronger then the Tec-9 in your Backpack

Yeah, Relishawna got that hood head.

Hood Head by Nasssss July 26, 2016

Hood Hammer 

A meaty, fleshy appendage located between the beef curtains of a female slam pig.

Uncle Bobby baby made that clam sing by chewing on her hood hammer. “She is quite the squirter,” he exclaimed.

Hood Hammer by Tricky boy January 4, 2022