by coolguydantheman December 23, 2016
When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.
It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!
by mainah March 29, 2019
When two men, or any two-party individuals commence the use of their genitalia to make a greeting, thus them slapping their stongs together.
Jerry: "Hey Matthew, what's crackin', cuh?"
Matthew: "Nun much, brother. Come give me that stong handshake."
Jerry: "Bet."
*Stong handsake*
Matthew: "Nun much, brother. Come give me that stong handshake."
Jerry: "Bet."
*Stong handsake*
by TheStong December 12, 2023
The awkward moment when your hands pull in the the receiver of the handshake and lock in place so you smack their hand
That was a real trumpy handshake
by Ummmmmmmmmm.... March 13, 2017
A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.
I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley
by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016
When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.
Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!
by Ez dee July 10, 2023
by suckrforme May 28, 2024