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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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4-way-handshake

It's a Pythonic word of how when a Boy Python, Female Panda, Bearded Lizard Snake and a Girl Anaconda meet, they make a Padnacondira.
Your Girlfriend and Best Friend gave me a 256-way-handshake yesterday, while we were walking your dog.
4-way-handshake
by Textpectator July 7, 2021
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ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
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Ramsgate Handshake

Where a female has anal sex with a man via a double ended dildo.
'Don't worry you're not gay, I'm a lady'
Don't worry, your not gay I'm a lady, I'm just giving you a ramsgate handshake.
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by Eurodog June 1, 2024
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classy handshake

A classy handshake is performed by grasping with a firm grip an individual's hand with your right and with you left hand cupping the individual's elbow. Eye contact amplifies the class lvl 2 times.
Wow I felt great about that business deal but when Steve offered me that classy handshake I felt even better.
by He gets it May 28, 2016
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Ben Franklin Handshake

The action of two men tying their penises together to seal a deal, or give a brotherly handshake with the snakes
"Yo, let's seal it with a Ben Frankshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"
by The Illusive Writer January 6, 2025
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Leprechaun handshake

When your wife or girlfriend gives you a hand job on St. Patrick’s Day.
Dude, I met this girl at a party last night and she gave me a leprechaun handshake!
by Rrosengurg12453 March 17, 2020
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