Grandcats

Grandcats: The cats that will inherit all of your worldly possessions after you die old and alone.

I bequeath to my Grandcats, Mr. Higgins and Smooshy, my rare and valuable record collection.

by jenwongtattoos September 22, 2016

Grandcubs

Grandcubs are grandchildren to a grandmother, grandma, meemaw, etc.

The grandmother took her grandcubs to the movies to see the new animated film.

by Sterling Archer January 3, 2017

granathan

Two homosexuals combining their names while having sex

I saw them in mid granathan

by Thegangerbanger January 22, 2017

Grand slam

When you pull your penis as far back between your butt cheeks(chicken in the rough), and put it against a window to surprise someone

When i opened the blinds my brother surprised me with the grand slam!🍆🍑

by Joe cock February 21, 2017

grand canyon body

Referring to a thick girls body

"I like my girls to have a GCB, Grand Canyon Body."

"What does that mean?"

"I like them thickkkk as fuckkkkk!"

by mackdaddy206 May 28, 2017

Grand Designs

Theoretical elaborations that sound great on paper but never get to be implemented or fail terrible when they do.

The candidate's plans for government are just grand designs.

Le Corbusier buildings are just grand designs.

by allsaid June 7, 2017

gandalfed it

You have to drop a deuce so bad you're looking for a public restroom. As you deuce-walk around a store looking for one a powerful contraction overwhelms you. You stop in your tracks and grab a shelf to brace yourself. You feel certain that you're going to lose this battle and ruin your pants. Just as the deuce is crowning you reach down deep finding willpower and sphinctoral strength you never knew you possessed. Shaking and sweating you grit your teeth and say "YOU...SHALL NOT...PAAASS!" sending the deuce back from whence it came.

You have gandalfed it.
You gain 122 xp.
You gain 1 rank in Sphinctoral Control.

That Port-a-john was nasty but I had already gandalfed it twice so I did what i had to do.

Gandalf it bro, only a mile to the rest area.

by Gurusmurf August 22, 2017