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white gold

Ladies love fine jewelry, so I'm always happy to hook them up with some of my white gold.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
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Gook Gold

The huge reserves of gold held by the governments of myriad East-Asian Nations that now surpass the gold reserves of more civilized Western countries.
"No wonder China wants to annex Taiwan...They're after all of their gook gold!"
by Adolf Schicklegruber July 30, 2008
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Goalhanging

The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.
Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down
by wanker jord January 19, 2008
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gold digger

An intelligent and very beautiful being inside and out. Looking at her will give you a perm boner. This girl, has left a significant mark in our history. She has invented the term gold digging, she is ever so good at it, she doesn't even need to date or flirt to get those desperate fuzzy little man peaches throwing cash at her. She smells intoxicating, if million roses and the sweet scent of fresh apples could combine to make the most perfect smell that will leave you feeling lost in time, that would be the smell of her. If everyone's hopes, dreams, and prayers could collide to make a breath taking embodiment of a soul, coated with every soft, passionate lips kissing in this world, that would be her. She is what we call the God of Gold Digging. She is a true legend. This girl is:
Hist0rique / Jess
Khori: YO MOTHER BITCH! THIS GIRL JESS IM TELLING YOU, SHE JUST MADE ME SPEND $20 ON HER BUYING HER A GAME CARD FUCK MAN SHES SO PRETTY I JUST WANT TO PUSH HER AGAINST A WALL AND PLOW HER UNTIL SHE LOSES CONSIOUSNESS.
Khori's mom: IS SHE A GOLD DIGGER? YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY ON THIS GIRL.

*Jess walks by* *Both get moist and horny*
Khori's mom: UGGHHHHH MY FAKE TITS ARE GOING CRAZY MY NIPS ARE SO HARD. WHAT IS HER IGN I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND. I WILL GIVE HER SO MUCH GAME CASH
Khori: UGHHHHH MY DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK. MOM ITS HIST0RIQUE. LETS GROUP SEXT HER.
by OhBbyYes April 13, 2013
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gold plated gap

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.
"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
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Solid Gold Steve

A former punk rocker turned alcoholic piece of shit Solid Gold Steve has many claims to fame. He pioneered the act of shooting bottle rockets from his cock as well as his anus. He has cut himself and even almost killed himself with substance abuse. Steve has been severly beaten and vebally abused by the best of them. Solid Gold has fucked his share of dirty chicks and has even defeated a bout with the Clap. In 2004 Solid Gold was stuck in a Neck brace for months after having some wierd disease infect his pathetic back.
Steve is definitely legend in his own time. In '97, Steve was bangin' all the chicks and doing all the drugs, but now you can find the washed up punk rocker at any local dive singing along to any given David Alan Coe song.
Solid Gold Steve is truely a living legend, but did B -Vice really beat him up next to the half-pipe in '97?
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
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Relationship Goals

A flipagram on social media that shows two hoodrats holding each other's crotches and flaunting around drug money saying they want matching Bentley's and Jordan's with sayings like "When bae becomes wife" with a Chris Brown song playing in the background.
OMG bae! Kim and Kanye are relationship goals fr fr!
by ctrey97 April 9, 2015
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