Maine Garden Gnome

When you shove a garden gnome in your girlfriend's vagina without her knowing, and leave it there. You then proceed to tie her up, and force her to watch the Travelocity commercials with the talking garden gnome until you're done laughing.

I totally gave my girlfriend the Maine Garden Gnome lastnight.

by Derek Maritime December 13, 2010

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Gender

A broad spectrum of identity. Gender identity varies from person to person.

What's your gender?

I am a trans woman.

by Ellie Marquis May 21, 2017

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Garden Club

A neighborhood club in which many wives or husbands meet to talk about the affairs they've experienced with their lovers. Usually in suburban areas where people have nothing better to do.

"Hey, did you hear about Brad and his affair with Jenna? Steve told me in garden club."

by TheRadioCrackHead March 15, 2010

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The Garden

gahr-dn noun
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.

X: Dude that was so hardcore last night.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.

by Jesus599 March 24, 2010

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Gender atheist

A euphemism for being transphobic. Similar to how white supremacists may hide behind "race realist", or how climate change deniers may hide behind "climate skeptic", some transphobes hide behind "gender atheist" to disguise their bigotry.

I'm not a transphobe. I'm a gender atheist.

by JB Rawls March 3, 2022

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