German

Guess who invented bicycle, light bulb, printing, Asperin, fridge, car, coffee filter, moon rocket.......

Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......?

That´s germany!!!

German has an undeserved reputation as a harsh-sounding language. One of the best arguments to the contrary comes in the form of German poetry...

by J.J.1965 September 23, 2008

Gernig

German for "Nigger".

Unt jah! Ich hasse dass gernig!

Translation:"Oh yeah! I hate that nigger!"

by Mike Hunt XXX June 6, 2010

Geremy

The rarelly spelled version of Jeremy.
"G"is cooler tho.

Geremy G. is Platt Tech Football's Allstar !

by OG Grate August 10, 2008

Gerrard

An alternative term for God often used by those affiliated with Liverpool FC.

Thank Gerrard i'm not a manc!

by Rhamhoy May 22, 2009

German Milkshake

The act in which one defecates into a womans mouth, and while still open, dexterously spins around and ejaculates into the victim's mouth. After orgasm, the man uses his still-erect phallus as a "blender" to swirl it around into a nice frothy, foamy german milkshake.

John D- So did the night end up well?
Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.
John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?
Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.
John D- Damn, respect!

by BelgianWaffles February 6, 2008

german potsticker

When someone is fingering a female, they pick their nose, then stick the fingers in her vagina with boogers on them.

Did you hear about Amy? Joe gave her a German Potsticker last night.

by Alex Fosho April 12, 2008

germany

a good place to visit;

Those Germans were nice when I visited Europe. Unlike those fuckin Parisians who stuck me with a huge bill when I was pissed on by my drunk-ass-sleep-walking friend who decided to drink a shit-load of heinikens instead of seeing the Eiffel tower and, he decided to pass out before going pee and ended up peeing on me at 2 in the morning and I ended up taking a thirty minute shower and thsoe fuckin Parisian decided NOT to put a shower curtain in our room and I got it all wet and the water leaked downstairs and those fuckers decid that I need to pay for the wet tiles event though the fuck-faces knew for a long time that the floor leaked. I hate Paris. But Germany I liked. They are nice in Germany.

by Tom has no names left November 9, 2008