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Madden Mobile Gods

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A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.
The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?
by Bill Belichick’s smile November 25, 2017
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Gods Speed

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GOD SPEED THE PLOW -- "God speed the plough, 'a wish for success or prosperity,' was originally a phrase in a 15th-century song sung by ploughmen on Plough Monday, the first Monday after Twelfth Day, which is the end of the Christmas holidays, when farm laborers returned to the plough. On this day ploughmen customarily went from door to door dressed in white and drawing a plough, soliciting 'plough money' to spend in celebration.
Person #1: You know that cool guy Jake we met at the party who is still in high school? Get this - he has started dating this good looking college girl.

Person #2: Wow. Gods Speed, Jake...
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bandos godsword

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THE BANDOS GODSWORD is a weapon that is created by the finest smiths of runescape, it is one of four godswords that exist as the most expensive weapons: These include; Armadyl godsword(most expensive), saradomin godsword(second most expensive), zamorak godsword(3rd most expensive)and Bandos godsword( the least expensive due it being the easiest godsword to find) its special attack is probably the best of all four, lowering defence of an enemy from the amount of damage inflicted. The godsword can only be made by players: the hilt and 4 shards of a sword blade are dropped in a place called " god wars".it is said that around 100 hilts make there way into ge every day but there is control on when it sells and who it sells to.
Bandos godsword requires 75 attack to weild like every other godsword.
by james campi June 16, 2008
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Gods Of Mass Destruction

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Gods Of Mass Destruction
GOMD
Staten Island, New York (A.K.A. Drama Island) crew of high schoolers who chills, hangs out, smokes weed, drinks, drive around, sell each other drugs, take Xanax, trip on "E", races cars, (mostly souped up Mustangs and Camaros) hang out in back yards, rides Jap Bikes, sharing each others Drama Stories...only recruits high schools kids.
crew that started in the early 90's by kids who needed a name for themselves...
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by blthrskt October 10, 2005
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The Only Gods

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Omg did you pray today?
To Who?

The Only Gods
Oh you mean BTS? Yeah I did.
Ok good.
by WorldwideARMY June 19, 2018
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Godsflesh

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actually, godsflesh is a very specific mushroom, it is NOT any mushroom nor is it LSD, it is Psilocybe Mexicana, and specifically it is Guadalajara Jalisco from amoungst them. All Psilocybes are sacred, but Guadalajara Jalisco is extremely so, it is the Holy Grail, literally.

it is said that it allows the eater to see through flesh, and to allow the eater to physically see whats wrong with a sick person, it is mother natures X-Ray. the Mayans were drilling holes in peoples heads to release hemoraging on the brain hundreds of years ago, and we have scientific proof of that. So how did they know WHERE to drill the hole without killing the victim? now you know.

It is also said to be able to induce "hive mind" meaning that all within range that are also under its influences can see and hear your thoughts and you theirs, it is a catalyst for E.S.P., especially under the moon of the dog days, when Sirius is strongest (the "Dog-Star").

This mushroom literaly puts you in a realm where all that will ever be has already been, allowing for literally "seeing through".
numbers 11:4 and the mixed multitude that was amoung them, fell a lusting, and the children of Israel also wept again, and said, who shal give vs flesh to eate?

godsflesh IS the holy sacrament.

see exodus 13:21 & 22,
by Rising Sun November 16, 2013
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Dark Grapes (Godsmak)

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A strain of pot (female cannabis plant) invented in 2010 by DJ Xero (Landorex Mondre Maduin Oak-Miyamoto) aka MondreMAN in Laderna Heights (a subdivision of Oakland, California) which was brought out to Japan in 2011 for regular consumption in mass quantities publicly as well as dispensary based!!

(6 of the most potent OG's (Ocean Grown), crossed with 6 of the most potent Purple's, finally crossed with The Black)!!
Mondre: Yo, my nigga!! You wanna burn this blunt??

Random: What it be??

Mondre: My strain Dark Grapes (Godsmak) my nigga!!
by MondreMAN aka DJ Xero January 25, 2012
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