Lap Fuck

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and rides his cock

Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!

by SlopNChop October 20, 2016

fuck it we ball

when you’re tired of life being shitty so you just stop giving a shit

Kevin: Yo you wanna go do some stupid shit
Mark: I mean life has been shit lately so “fuck it we ball”

by KnotKt March 8, 2021

What the fuck did i just watch

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

by zycone August 8, 2019

full kit wanker

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013

good fuckin yard

When you are completely plastered and see trying to get an extension due date

Dear Prof,

Can you extend my due date for the essay?

Good fuckin yard,
Kim

by ItalianB0i November 2, 2017

Destination Fucked

There's a Sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, and there's a fat pig okey dokey.

Welcome to Destination Fucked

by Povatron November 29, 2018

fuck the government

The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.

Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

Me, on the above: Fuck the government.

by fuck the state October 30, 2007