Fake Depression

Some people are “Fake Depressed”, where they lie to themselves because they’d much rather be sad for attention then to be happy for their health and well being.

Examples of Fake Depression; The lady listened to sad music and looked at depressing pictures on the internet to increase how upset she was.
Or
Rose purposely made herself feel sad and blamed everything on herself being the narcissist she is for attention, she was “Fake Depressed”.
Rose was fake depressed because she could not submit this form.

by Rose434 May 28, 2019

fake ol' bitties

Someone who looks like they have massive amazing boobs but it turns out she just stuffs

Guy 1: Dude, that chicks got serious tig ol' bitties!!!

Guy 2: Naw man, they're fake ol' bitties.

by wesanator June 16, 2011

fake up

A break up, but not truly a break up, i.e. both parties still feel an obligation towards one another, engage in frequent phone calls and "meetings", and feel guilty about beginning to date other people. It is a psychological way of coping with the difficulties of a relationship by both parties distancing themselves from the relationship itself and allowing one another breathing room.

Person 1: Hey, I just saw Leland and Lisa together last night. Didn't they break up because of school commitments?

Person 2: No, that was just a fake up.

by MadRabbit May 10, 2006

Fake the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Pubert loved to Fake the Snake to make his lies more convincing.

by MasterChiefGuy5 November 2, 2017

Fraker

Noun: A person who lies about everything in order to have someone never be able to get to know the real them; a freak liar; someone in a bar who uses a different alias in order to have a one night stand without ever having to hear from the person ever again.

"Damn dude, party last night was crazy. Ended up meeting this chick, telling her she was so perfect for me, I would just love to date her and get to know more about her. That way she let me fuck her without thinking it'd be a one nighter. But definitely not going to call that bitch."
"Well aren't you afraid that she'll call you or look you up and come to your house if you don't get back to her?"
"Haha nah dude, I was a fraker last night so it's straight."

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Fake smile

A fake smile is best used when around someone you hate. It can also be used to hide how sad you are; This definition is mostly used when in a crowded place (e.g) School, Party, A dinner, ect..

Nathan: Hi, how are you?
You: *Fake smile* Oh great, what about you?

by CrleTaan June 30, 2018

Fake National Days

National “___” Day is: When a 12 year old creates fake holidays for comedic value or to just attempt to score a girl.

Fake National Days: A fake made-up Holiday commonly made by little ass kids.
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”

by The TRUTH MAN December 3, 2020