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Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.
Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink
by Silky_13 December 19, 2022
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Doc blocked

The act of being cock-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.
"Damn, I got cock-blocked by a dude who must have a PhD in that shit."

"Dude. You just got Doc blocked!"
by ntslkr November 9, 2011
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Spreadsheet Block

Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.
John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."

Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009
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Run a block

To have pseudo ownership of a neighborhood (or permission) to run illegal business through.

Whenever you hear a drug dealer talking about getting a block for their birthday, this is generally what they are talking about.

Usually given to them by higher ranking dealers or plugs. These people don’t literally own the block, but they have the power and respect to go uncontested from the people that inhabit it. Other unaffiliated dealers may try to steal your block through various means though.
Dealer A: You hear about Tommy?
Dealer B: Yeah, bro got Glenwood ave for his birthday

Dealer A: I can’t wait until I get a chance to run a block.
by ActuallyTalik February 10, 2023
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butt block

A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.

You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.
"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."
by Madman464 March 5, 2011
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Wad block

A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.
Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n
by HRabbit October 13, 2016
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Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
by linaloki February 14, 2015
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