A uniting force, bring together humans of all walks of life, wanting nothing more than the prosperity of a Humans, even if it means at the expense of none humans' suffering.
The creators of this unifying power have been called "Xenophobes" or "Specieists" or "Silly", but they are none of these things, they just love Humanity First.
The creators of this unifying power have been called "Xenophobes" or "Specieists" or "Silly", but they are none of these things, they just love Humanity First.
Ze 1:"Hey bro, you board?"
Ze 2:"Yeah, my 36th flat screen just lost its color tint and I don't have the money to fix it."
Ze 1:"Wanna go strip-mine an Alien planet for cash?"
Ze 2:"Hell yeah!"
# Humanity First
Ze 2:"Yeah, my 36th flat screen just lost its color tint and I don't have the money to fix it."
Ze 1:"Wanna go strip-mine an Alien planet for cash?"
Ze 2:"Hell yeah!"
# Humanity First
by HeatSignature April 24, 2018
Get the Humanity First mug.I've always like the movie Cars, I am 15 years old. I have all his toys, all his his posters. I have seen cars 23 and a 3 4ths times. I touch myself vigorously while I watch Cars. I cum when I see him. As I do my dad comes in the room and screams, "Turn that shit off you car loving faggot! I wish I would have gotten you aborted!"
I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!"
He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!"
It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.
My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KACHOW!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.
He looks at me and says, "On the race track," he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!"
He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!"
It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.
My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KACHOW!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.
He looks at me and says, "On the race track," he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
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by creeolina November 26, 2010
Get the Hillbilly First Class mug.The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.
Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"
Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022
Get the God first mug.adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.
"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".
by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014
Get the On first name terms with Mr Tumnus mug.Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20
Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
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