festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

by ClawGee April 11, 2014

festiary

a collection of stories about feasts and festivals.

She is hooked on an Aesopian festiary.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 17, 2014

festerous

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.

The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.

by Ares2014 May 23, 2014

Fest

The Fest is a time honored tradition in which people gather to play music and drink and/or use drugs, particularly psychedelics. This ritual spans thousands of years through a variety of cultures, most notably the Aztecs and the Mayans.
The Fest draws a diverse crowd including but not limited to old deadheads, salesmen of assorted contraband, families with kids, dogs, high school kids drinking underage, and lovers of live music.
Most of the time, The Fest lasts several days. Music is always heard at the fest. It is a very laid back place, usually set in a sprawling mountain range and/or forest. There is no real law enforcement and no real trouble. All of these things combine to make The Fest an ideal location to enjoy life and music and experiment with psychedelic drugs with your friends.

If life is a video game, then tripping at The Fest is a bonus level.

by Michael Scot Phisher Pfisterly September 28, 2014

feistea

A type of spicy, chai-like tea.

Paul is enjoying his favorite brand of feistea

by Elimor January 25, 2016

Fest

The collective noun for a group of cocks, as in idiotic people. ie A fest of cocks, similar to a gaggle of geese, except it's cocks and not geese.

"Look at that Fest of Cocks over there". Or "The girl next door had a Fest of Cocks round last night, geees!"

by mandudno2 September 1, 2016

felitza

A slut who dates many people but is actually funny and nice on the inside.

Did you see Felitza last week with her new boyfriend?

Yea! But I heard she's actually nice. She just acts like a slut.

by Shesssss June 29, 2016