Definitions by mandudno2

Fest 

The collective noun for a group of cocks, as in idiotic people. ie A fest of cocks, similar to a gaggle of geese, except it's cocks and not geese.

"Look at that Fest of Cocks over there". Or "The girl next door had a Fest of Cocks round last night, geees!"

Fest by mandudno2 September 1, 2016

Diving the red sea 

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!

My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.

Diving the red sea by mandudno2 August 17, 2011

Purple Ronnie 

When an erect penis is put through the middle of a MacDonalds Breakfast Bagel and your partner eats it.

A full fat purple ronnie is the above, but with added cum on top (glazed).

I feel well fat after scoffing down a few purple ronnies this morning. Had some hash browns too.

Purple Ronnie by mandudno2 June 24, 2011