fastalker

facebook stalker

me: omg this guy found out everything about me from facebook
friend: wow hes a fastalker

by picklessareyummmy October 21, 2008

fastfoodjesus

The only Lord and Savior with a Big Mac.

A being that consumes lots of fastfood - and is generally awesome. "fastfoodjesus"

by FFJ November 4, 2013

fastfaced

Someone that is a real smartass. Quick wit used to keep the conversation going

Steve: What's for dinner?
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.

by Captain Stevie March 7, 2014

Fasta pasta ass

A girls backside/asshole that smells of pasta pasta that’s been in the fridge for 3 days

Was fucking this girl and man she had bad fasta pasta ass, Smelt disgusting

by Spencer boi May 23, 2018

FasterPacer

The best Call of Duty player known to man. He has a GIANT Dick and gets all the bitches. He's also a sexy as papi chulo.

Girl 1: Is that FasterPacer over there?
Girl 2: Yea, I just lost my virginity to him.

by Papi Chulo Cum January 3, 2019

Fastback

A modern term for the word rewind because we don’t use VHS any more.

Aw man I missed the fight! Can you fastback?
Sure the fight was pretty cool anyway.

by Wclyon953 November 15, 2020

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020