potty flower

The whole of a girls lower private buttidity: both the pee flower (vagina) and the diarrhea release button up beneath her butty: the one flower that they holy totally deprivacize pulling their pants down and sitting it holy totally perverted amusingly bare down onto that magic heavenly chair.

girl: I just love my potty flower so much. It's so beautiful and nourishing and I just get so excited when I deprivacize it to sit it naked on that magical miraculous heavenly chair to do my potty, yet even though my pantsies are down with my potty flower naked I still have all my clothes on just like I do when I'm out there in the world with all the other strangers.

by skankyelectricguy1 August 6, 2010

flower fairy

A alternate name for a baker or pastry person.

Hey, you know that flower fairy knows how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.

by KillerGriller31 October 8, 2009

flower-seller

noun/1.prostitute or whore
woman who exchanges sex for money

Cindy:OMG I found an ad on craigslist written by Marsha- she's a flower-seller!!!!
Jan: Marsha? a flower-seller? she's way too much of a prude!

by sofarsopretty January 15, 2016

The flower of love

Slang term for a woman's vagina, or a vagina that is deformed and looks like a flower.

(She gave me the flower of love on valentine's day).
(Her flower of love needed to be watered and nurtured).

by CumCorpse October 6, 2023

Flower Trap

When a heterosexual man matches with a transgender woman on a dating app, leading to them hooking up with each other later on, not knowing the person is trans until it's too late.

"John was making out and fondling with Michelle in his car, but suddenly felt a penis down there."

"No way! Talk about a flower trap!"

by Chaos ZT May 29, 2022

Wound Flower

A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.

This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.

Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)

I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

Wilted flower

When a man’s has an orgasm and he ejaculates, then his penis becomes soft and loses its erection.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019