Filthy Martha Stuart

When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction.

"My girlfriend was trying to cook...then I started giving her a Filthy Martha Stuart.

by Andrea Sandoval April 14, 2003

filthy faggot

A faggot is a derogatory or slang term for a homosexual, that probably was derived from the British English term--fagging--where younger boys fagged for the older boys. These fags often were subjected to sexual abuse by the older boys. Likewise, the term faggot is a metaphor now applied as a perjorative to exceedingly promiscuous homosexuals who are deemed to be like a bundle of flaming sticks, tied together by obscene lust and depraved sexual appetites. The additional term of filthy is to distinguish such a faggot from those who merely prefer the same sex, e.g., fags or gays. Once the older boys defiled and spoliated the younger fags in Britain, usually by forcing them to receive unprotected anal sex, these younger boys or fags were now filthy faggots. Thus this is a perjorative term for a dangerous and reckless fag or faggot or any other person who goes fagging about.

He is such a filthy faggot!

by Mrs. Sajuaro September 22, 2006

Felth

A point in life where the person just doesn't care anymore about living or dying. The reasons for not caring anymore could be anything. Whether it's because of some fatal disease to depression to just being unhappy with oneself.

"He's in such a state of felth that no matter what good comes his way, he'll just brush it off"

"Ever since losing his wife, he's been feeling felthocious"

by Goatmetal October 30, 2007

Young Filthy

An individual who loves to involve himself in grotesque and lude behavior, usually accompanied by a goatee.

"Damn that Tommy B is a dirty cat" " You know how young filthy do!"

by Avon.Barksdale January 7, 2010

A Fifth

A fifth is a US measurement of alcohol equivalent to 25.6 shots; 25.6 ounces; 1.6 pints; 0.8 quarts; 0.75706 liters.

After 26 shots of tequila, Craig had consumed about a fifth of alcohol. Then he died.

by Take-One June 6, 2017

Pleading the Fifth

Pleading the Fifth amendment (United States). Not saying shit, or in other words, snitching.

friend 1: damn you see Johnny just got picked up by the feds?
friend 2: Yeah but we know Johnny, He always Pleading the fifth.

by Gabri31 May 4, 2018

Filthy Fucker

A guy that will fuck anything.

A guy that will fuck the most ugliest and most disgusting chicks in town.

A guy that has a motto, "A holes a hole!"

MATT: I'm so fucking horny I could fuck that grandma!
TODD: Dude! Your one Filthy Fucker!

Just after sex…
TINA: So Rodd... Do you think we can be together now as boyfriend and girlfriend?
RODD: Huh? Are you for real bitch? Your bigger than a house and your cunt smells like a fucking chimney!
TINA: (Yells) Get the fuck out of my squat you filthy fucker!
RODD: (laughing) You were just a fucking hole baby, just a fucking hole!

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007