Evans, Georgia

Located right next to Disgusta (Augusta), Georgia.
It's the absolute LAMEST city in Georgia. Everyone there thinks its cute to pair Polo or Uggs with those ridiculous camo hunting jackets.

Girl 1: People can be soo ridiculous sometimes.
Girl 2: I know. The people in my old neighborhood in Evans thought that--
Girl 1: You lived in EVANS? Evans, Georgia?
Girl 2: Yeah
Girl 1: Say no more. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.

by OreokookieMunstahh December 28, 2010

Evangatarget

A target of evangelization.

I brainwashed the Evangatarget.

by SAB141 November 29, 2016

evan

a prostitute on the Mexican border known for his cheap prices and many STD's

he has chlamydia
why
he went to *shudder* evan

by kimboshlimbo July 4, 2019

evan frawley

(v)
1. to abuse freshman
2. to make freshman aware of their rightful place (inferiority)
3. to remind all of the superiority of seniors

I will Evan Frawley your ass

by NZ500 June 12, 2011

Evan

A short penguin. He waddled, quacks, waddles more. He loves to fuck even though his dick is a tic tac scotch taped to his crotch.

Hey Evan. Peepee

by Ben the Zaven slayer May 21, 2018

Evangelia

spreader of good news

Evangelia spreads the word of God

by SeventhStorm April 29, 2003

evanston

The only cool city north of Chicago. Has decent looking downtown and is not all uppity like the other north shore suburbs. Home of Northwestern University

"Where you from."
"I'm from the north shore."
"You from the north shore, snobbish bitch?"
"Yea, from Evanston."
"Aww, my bad. you from the only cool city noth of Chi-Town

by chicagophanatic December 10, 2006