dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 20, 2022

Dildo Boy

A dumbass fuckboy who calls himself a sigma when really he just looks like a bleached asshole, literally.

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy. Doesn't he look like a fuckboy?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like such a Dildo Boy.
Person 1: ... A fucking what?

by Sableraven January 31, 2023

Dildolisous

Something or someone who is very sexy or looking good. Describes a delightful experience.

“He’s looking mad dildolisous.”

“That sleepover was dildolisous!”

by Dildolisous✌️✌️✌️ March 7, 2023

dildastično

When someone asks you “how are you” and you don’t know how you are and don’t want to answer “okay”, you can answer “dildastično”.

(there are annoying family friends visiting and they want to talk to you)
family friend: “Oooh you’ve grown so much since we last saw you! How are you doing?”
you: “Dildastično”

by seks2.0 May 9, 2023

Dildo

You shove it up your ass

Person 1: *uses dildo*
Person 2: *audible gasp* “WOWEE.”

by proasseater6969 August 26, 2023

dildolemma

When you have to choose a dildo from your huge collection but none of them are particularly interesting.

1: I had a dildolemma this weekend.
2: What happened?
1: I couldn't choose one out of my ginormous collection of anatomically correct dildos.

by Miasinterestinglife May 16, 2023

Canadian dildo

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013