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David and Goliath

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.
"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"
by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008
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david blaine

Have sex with your girl in the "doggy style" position in front of a window. On the "out stroke" pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. Hopefully she will never realize the switch. At this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.
i david blained that chick and she never knew what happened
by crisp January 11, 2009
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David Blaine

The David Blaine is a sexual position where you are having sex with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in. Then you go outside and wave at her through the window.
Ricks and I love to pull the David Blaine on many girls but they usually don't laugh.
by flave171717 June 10, 2010
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david dula

David Dula or David Dulay is a direct descendant of Lakan Dula of Tondo. He is the co-conspirator and financier of the Sumuroy Revolt. After the death of Sumuroy, Dulay was forced to continue the armed rebellion against Spain which has already spread in several places in the Bisayan Islands, Mindanao and some part of Luzon. Several years later, he was badly wounded in a fierce encounter with the Guardia Civil. He was caught together with his seven close -in armed officers and they were sentenced to death through firing squad with a charge of multiple murder of Spanish nationals and military officers. They were shot at the Palapag town plaza and were buried in unmarked grave to prevent the regrouping of the Indios behind his name. His clan members, family, relatives and friends named his neighborhood as sitio Kan David in Isla de Batag, Laoang, Northern Samar. Kan David, "owned by David" in the Waray dialect, is now known as barangay Candawid.
David Dulay and Sumuroy are blood relatives.
by J. Robert Dizon Bryce May 21, 2008
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David Bowie

The only man on Earth who is permitted to sparkle.
Edward Cullen doesn't have anything on David Bowie! Edward is a fucked-up fairy-vamipre-hybrid. David Bowie is an awesome singer. I am actually a Twilight fan, and even I know that.
by Harry Potterhead January 28, 2011
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David Banner

David Banner - v. To whisper in a girl's ear on the dance floor over loud music. Coined from the vocal style of the artist David Banner.
I David Bannered and got those digits.
by k_cool September 28, 2007
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David Chen

David Chen David Chen normally a guy name; possibly a woman. X configured by his last name; most likely CHINESE or asian. Usually a name for a proud young boy with many smarts.He likes to spend his time less working and outside spending his time as carefree as can be. the best man to be with to have ABSOLUTE fun, but not so much as advice especially when comforting.
"i accidently went into someone else's car after wushu because i mistaken the car for my dad's"


"LOL, that is so david chen!"
by Ms. Kay Robinson March 5, 2009
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