Dirking

To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.

Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!

by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009

dirty 1:30

A whorish girl that you pick up at 1:30 am from the bar without having to buy her a drink, or really put any effort into it at all. She's not necessarily hot, but she just wants to get banged.

Dave: Did you pick up any girls from the bar last night.

Me: Well it was getting late so I picked up a dirty 1:30.

by Oh Dee Vee February 6, 2010

Dirty Meltzer

A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.

While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.

by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005

Dirty Dylan

A dirty Dylan is when a woman fills her mouth with a man's entire genitalia balls and alls, then proceeds to stick her tongue out and lick his anus.

Yo, did she really give you a dirty Dylan? Yeah bro, it felt so wild.

by picklesofbree June 10, 2019

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

An event that occurs when a Collector Drone in the video game Mass Effect 2 is possessed by Harbinger, the main villain of the game. It is one of his constantly repeated one-liners designed to intimidate you and it generally fails in that respect. Can be used to indicate that you have had your mind and body taken over by an alien consciousness.

Billy: Hey Jim, want to go to the cinema?

Jim: No i'm good.

Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Jim: Is something the matter?

Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.

Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..

Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.

by HARBINGEROFYOURDESTRUCTION February 21, 2010

Dirty Edward

You cum on someones face and them throw a handful of glitter on it so they shine like Edward Cullen in the sun

We watched twilight and she got so into she let me give her a dirty Edward

by the big lindowski November 18, 2013

dirty laundry

ususally used to describe someones secrets that they dont want anyone to find out about. Everyone usually wants to know about others dirty laundry.

I found out about janes dirty laundry!
don henley did a good song describing dirty laundry

by w00tang August 30, 2005