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dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine
Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
by Jammers August 30, 2005
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Dick Cousins

Any male individuals who have had sexual relations with the same orifice of another individual
Some famous dick cousins are Billy-Bob Thorton and Brad Pitt, Sean Combs and Marc Anthony, Russell Crowe and Cynthia Mort
by Solesurvivor October 28, 2010
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Techno Dick

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
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fat dick spirit

It’s almost big dick energy but just the right amount of wrong. For example, when you won a Kanye West look a like contest or you’re really successful at a really shitty thing.
He: Did you hear about Ben maxing out his loyalty punch card at the casino?

Her: Yeah, he’s got that fat dick spirit.
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Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind
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dick bagger

Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.
1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!
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swedish dick rub

Austin Shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish dick rub!
Kelly Vance: Sure thing asshole!
by SwedishDickFish69 June 14, 2010
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