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derp tits

A botched tit job in which the nipples face drastically different directions.
Sexy Cora was in the process of having her sixth boob job to fix her derp tits, but then she herself derped
by Diobjectica February 26, 2011
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Deric

A Person, Usually Smarter than crap, who will do anything to prove you wrong, even at his own expense, just in spite of you.
Joe "He bough that $20,000 car to beat him in a race?"

Bob "What a Deric."
by Zanasabitch May 13, 2009
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Derek

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Look at that mf Shrek Blu-ray that Derek has. Damn that shits E”
by Bigolephatdong June 9, 2018
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Derping

"I heard some noise from the other room, are you okay"
"Yes, sorry, I was watching a horror movie and my popcorn got stuck in my throat, so I starting derping."
by Sneak T. December 3, 2020
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Going Derek

The act of sitting on your knees four inches from a (at least) 54" plasma screen tv for hours; usually, while playing video games.
While everyone was having fun at the party, Justin was going derek to get headshots while playing gears of war.
by Louis Flanders May 23, 2008
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Derivative

Note: This definition of derivative is alternate to the mathematical type of derivative.

Along the lines of an integral but much more common. To take a derivative, take something that does something and do what it does back to that same thing. For clarity see examples.
A: I just took a derivative by cutting a knife.
B: Well I just took a derivative by taking a picture of a camera.
C(Math Major): What the hell are you two talking about?
by Deriffirmitive May 16, 2009
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Derogoratory

A sadly misspelled version of the word "Derogatory". The word obviously didn't sound foreign and intellectual enough as it was, so the adding of a syllable might be necessary to really impress with ones verbal prestige, given that the crowd is right (read: dull, foreign, uninterested or a cat, mayhaps a pirate who will enjoy the adding of an extra ARRRRRR in the word).
"Kaffe is a derogoratory term for a negro!"
"Derogoratory? First of all, it's derogatory, you dimwit. Second of all, dimwit is a derogatory term for a stupid person. Third or all, making the statement you just did derogates your own intelligence as you're wrong in a double sense. Bounce off."
by Kaffe Myers July 5, 2009
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