When a man shaves his pubes onto his partner’s face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops
Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.
by Eric Beifman December 22, 2018
Get the Crying Werewolfmug. Cry Baby is a fictional character who is played by Melanie Adele Martinez who was the one who came up with this night-mare in rainbows! Cry baby is introduced in the album Cry Baby!
The first song is called cry Baby It's just to introduce her.
The second song is called dollhouse and its also introducing her dysfunctional family, she hears daddy moan, mommy is passed out on the couch in a burnt cigarette in her hand,brothers room smell like weed all the time, And there Cry Baby there with a knife in her hand pointing at her wrist looking at her life
The third song is sippy cup and mommy killed daddy and put Cry Baby to sleep for a bit so she forgot and mommy brings up the excuse daddy is at work
and a bunch of there songs but i don't want to ruin the hole album
The first song is called cry Baby It's just to introduce her.
The second song is called dollhouse and its also introducing her dysfunctional family, she hears daddy moan, mommy is passed out on the couch in a burnt cigarette in her hand,brothers room smell like weed all the time, And there Cry Baby there with a knife in her hand pointing at her wrist looking at her life
The third song is sippy cup and mommy killed daddy and put Cry Baby to sleep for a bit so she forgot and mommy brings up the excuse daddy is at work
and a bunch of there songs but i don't want to ruin the hole album
by nedyaZ May 9, 2022
Get the Cry Babymug. ENDLESS FLOOD OF TEARS AND SEVERE EMOTIONAL UPSET AFTER AN UNEXPECTED END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.
by Umbilicus July 21, 2023
Get the SEVERE CRY-ARRHEAmug. Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.
Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."
by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016
Get the donkey cryingmug. Crying in your mirror is an expression of deep sorrow and wanting to give up. When you cry in your mirror, you are most definitely insecure and you find your reflection ugly and useless.
by idkwhattomakemyuser December 20, 2021
Get the Cry In My Mirrormug. boy:you you should play a game with us
boy2:yea join us
gingy:no
boy:why?
gingy:bc im a cry baby pirate bitch
this is what happens when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch
boy2:yea join us
gingy:no
boy:why?
gingy:bc im a cry baby pirate bitch
this is what happens when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch
by im-cooler-than-you July 11, 2022
Get the cry baby pirate bitchmug. When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.
“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”
by MoonstoneAlch_ April 6, 2019
Get the crying bitch diseasemug.