crumpet guzzler

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.

"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"

by Peter martin January 14, 2008

crumb catcher

a guys belley where all crumbs, chips and food droppings
fall while sitting, in his chair or the family sofa.

Maureen: Arthur has one nice ass crumb catcher give him some more chips and a sandwhich.
Amber: This is better than watching him get another ass tatoo.

by Geronimo Apodaca May 3, 2008

graham crumbs

graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.

friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.

by heather macKey December 14, 2008

Pissy Crumpet

a random insult to someone who can't be arsed with anything

he's not coming to band practice

what a Pissy Crumpet

by bobby bass June 4, 2007

english crumpet

The act of eating a crumpet out of a pussy

He had an English crumpet for breakfast

by Dr.seemorevaginas December 8, 2013

filthy crumpet

When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps
Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.
Lee:and im horny as fuck

by FRED BATES November 19, 2007

Crumpled

A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.

Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.

by Dizzle February 27, 2004