2 definitions by Peter martin

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.

"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"

by Peter martin January 09, 2008

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The lead singer of the metal band Painkiller. The most metal person you will ever meet. also posesses incredible driving skills. A resident of Encinitas, California.

did you hear that truck blasting metal? yeah, it was probably Peter Martin.
http://www.myspace.com/csulbmetal

by Peter martin December 05, 2005

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