CREEPER Definition #3
A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2)
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2)
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That Little Guy Reiner at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big CREEPER.
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by bassavenger88 June 27, 2005
Get the creampuff mug.1. Any weird old man that has, is, or will stalk/stare at/rape a woman/man/child that they don't know. Creepers are also known to break into peoples' homes and watch them sleep for hours at a time.
2. An annoying, explosive, green, penis-shaped enemy from the game "Minecraft"
2. An annoying, explosive, green, penis-shaped enemy from the game "Minecraft"
1.
Tammy: They 'Becca, do you see that guy standing out there at that bus stop?
Rebecca: Yes, why?
Tammy: He's been staring at us for an hour.
Rebecca: He must be a total creeper!
Tammy: Let's go walk into that dark, dead end alley way that no one will follow us into.
Creeper: *follows girls into the alley*
2.
Minecraft Guy: Wow, it took me DAYS, but I've finally finished making my super awesome castle that nothing will happen to!
Creeper: *walks up silently behind Minecraft Guy*
Minecraft Guy: *turns around*
Creeper: That's a nice EVERYTHING you have there. It would be a SHAME if something were to happen to it.
Minecraft Guy: NOOOO!!
Creeper: SSSSSS- *explodes, demolishing the castle*
Tammy: They 'Becca, do you see that guy standing out there at that bus stop?
Rebecca: Yes, why?
Tammy: He's been staring at us for an hour.
Rebecca: He must be a total creeper!
Tammy: Let's go walk into that dark, dead end alley way that no one will follow us into.
Creeper: *follows girls into the alley*
2.
Minecraft Guy: Wow, it took me DAYS, but I've finally finished making my super awesome castle that nothing will happen to!
Creeper: *walks up silently behind Minecraft Guy*
Minecraft Guy: *turns around*
Creeper: That's a nice EVERYTHING you have there. It would be a SHAME if something were to happen to it.
Minecraft Guy: NOOOO!!
Creeper: SSSSSS- *explodes, demolishing the castle*
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Get the creampie mug.The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.
Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.
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