Crunchy Boy

A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.

Ryan is such a obese crunchy boy.

by ImACrispyBoy2 November 16, 2017

crunchy

Term showing a liking toward an event or object.

Jason laid down a crunchy groove on guitar hero.

by k- tac August 6, 2007

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Cap'n Crunch

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Crunchy Nuggets

A type of hard, salty dog food; any type of dog food can be refered to as, Crunchy Nuggets

Wow bruiser! your really wolfing down those Crunchy Nuggets tonight arn'cha bud!

by OREE'er October 24, 2007

crunchka

a person who eats shit: a shit eater

Jake is a crunchka he likes his shit well-done.

by Cunt rag licker fart dog bone in ass wipe July 23, 2003

chaunching

active form of chaunch. Which means to throw up until you feel like your insides are going to turn inside out.

Sharon had too much to drink, she was chaunching all night.

by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005