cross country skiing

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.

Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.

by Zeke May 3, 2006

Coultergeist

A word used to describe the haunting feeling one gets when watching Fox News.

Example A: "Man, there was nothing else on last night, so I decided to watch some Fox News. After a few minutes of Sean Hannity it felt like there was a Coultergeist in my house."

Example B: "Coultergeist? As in, Anne Coultergeist? Man, this shit's wack." *Thumbs down*

by FreeDick February 28, 2011

Counterfeit Onion Rings

Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.

Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!

by Shaado November 14, 2010

Country Cruzin

When you drive around the country side drinkin and drivin because you have no where to chill and drink legaly.

All the females in brazzle dazzle go country cruzin because they are 16 but still do-able.

by Coby March 1, 2003

sweet country lovin'

A term used to describe sexual intercourse by country-western singers or countrymen when in their loneliest mindset.

I'm so depressed that my woman left me, I just want me some sweet country lovin'.

by Warren E. Rodfled August 20, 2006

The country France

"France is a country you have to drive through to get to Italy. That's all its for."
-James May

James: the country France is there so you can drive to Italy
Everyone who is sane: Yes

by YourLocalFBIAgent February 15, 2022

Anne Coulter

The personification of "shrill"

I can't talk to you when you're so upset, call me back when you're less Anne Coulter.

by Peggy March 9, 2005