Clump Dump

A really really huge dump.

Man, i was walking home and had to poop, by the time i got to a bathroom it had become a clump dump, so clumpy...

by chengshan July 7, 2010

columnizing

Relating to making into columns.

Flash's TLF Library makes columnizing text awesomely easy.

by kirupac May 28, 2011

alaskan fire clump

a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:

taco bell employee: what can i get for you?

customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries

employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!

by taco burritooo October 16, 2010

Columbus Acorn

Giving someone the Columbus Acorn means to grab and squeeze your ball sack, and then a guy puts his dick in the middle and fucks it.

He was being a douche, so I fucked him the Columbus Acorn way.

by Mike Posato December 18, 2008

columbia

columbia is a country in south america that is known for it's drug trade. the place has got a totally bloody history and a not-so-good government. they really really really despise their reputation as having a drug culture. they want to be perceived as a friendly little country that everybody should invest in and all the tourists should visit. however, the ideas of the medelin cartel are caught up in everybody's minds.

columbia is famous for the coca plant. however, they'd like to be known for the coffee, not the coaine.

by Tit For Twat February 5, 2007

Christopher Columbus

A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.

Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2020

christopher columbus

When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.

Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.

by Soule187 June 18, 2008