An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere March 28, 2011
by JoeyBomm June 21, 2020
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!
What classes are you taking this semseter???
Cock Topography!
What classes are you taking this semseter???
Cock Topography!
by Cocksman958969 September 01, 2010
she's totally cock smitten
by Douglas J. Hill May 02, 2008
When a nude male shakes his hips to make his erect penis swing back and forth and slap against his body; often performed by male strippers to provoke women's squeals during bachelorette parties.
Girl # 1: "That cock wiggle he does is impressive!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"
by A Man called Horse August 20, 2014
Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.
Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.
Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.
"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"
by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 30, 2013