Photosynthesis(for cocks)

Photosynthesis is of the process by which green plants and some other organisms use sunlight to synthesize foods from carbon dioxide and water. But there is another. Photosynthesis can be used to enlarge a penis. Think about it. If bananas are curved up toward the sun they use photosynthesis. Therefore our cocks use photosynthesis as well because when we get hard our cocks point up. We can use photosynthesis to enlarge our penis. This has never been found out because we always have our boxers on. So men...time to increase our cock in size.

"yo bro have you done the new Photosynthesis(for cocks)"
"Naaaa bro Whatchu talkin bout fool"
"dude my cock just grew 8 inches in 3 hours!!!"
"NOOO WAYYYY HOWWWW"
" I SWEARR, u just have to pull it out in the sun"

by Mexican Toad & White Chocolate May 7, 2020

Scran'O'Clock

This is any time you are eating food. You can use this phrase to replace meal names (breakfast, lunch, dinner). It can also be used at any time you are eating outside of these times.

It's 'Scran'O'Clock', what do you fancy?
I can't talk sorry, it's 'Scran'O'Clock'.

by scran'o'clock January 31, 2021

Scrotum Alarm Clock

The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.

Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!

by BigBear316 April 17, 2021

your mom o'clock

the time all the time

what time is it? your mom o'clock

by Bunny white May 10, 2022

hard throbbing black cocks

A brick hard black mans cock. Usually covered in semen.

Yes! I love it when they shove those hard throbbing black cocks in me!

by garry_gattchamom July 3, 2022

draw a clock

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.

Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.

by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003