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splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
by Scott McG January 4, 2009
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Cello

To simultaneously finger a girl's vagina and play with her boobs from behind, hence looking like you are playing a cello.
"I blacked out, and when I woke up I was fingering her and playing with her tits! It was like playing a fucking cello!"
by ZeeFancyMan September 17, 2009
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Cellfare

Providing cell phones to adult children who have jobs and should get their own plans.
This cellfare is killing me. Five people have phones and only one pays for them. I can't get them off my plan!
by Bill Russell August 29, 2005
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cellclips

Video clips for video enabled cellphones.
Cellclips are video clips specifically designed
to be downloaded and later viewed on a cellphone.
by John Keening December 7, 2006
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cellspray

That annoying interference when your cell phone is next to a speaker and it connects to the network. Sometimes a call is coming in, sometimes not.
"So I'm giving this presentation, and about 3 times we hear cellspray over the speakers. How annoying."
by AJField October 8, 2007
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cellbant

lil wayne/weezy`s word for celibate
Celibate is when someone abstains from sexual intercourse.
fuck `em, fuck `em, fuck `em, even if they cellbant.
( that's a pun, or a play on words, saying fuck `em, as in u dont need them, but also saying if theyre celibate fuck `em. )

Pimp: i don need u bitch !
Prostitute: u kno wat ? im gunna go cellbant ta sho u juss how much u need me
Pimp: then how u gon make my money ?
Prostitute: make it ya dam self. im out.
by zeesty April 28, 2008
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cellground

a cellground is a wallpaper / background for your cell phone.
check out the new cellground i downloaded on my iPhone.
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