Cardon

An erection acquired whilst innocently travelling in a car.
Hardon + Car = Cardon

I cant get out of the car yet, I have a massive cardon

by danielsan74 May 17, 2011

carbondale bitches

Something you call someone to get your ass fired from driving public buses.

What happened was the bus driver called the girl carbondale bitches and they got them fired.

by t3pf June 5, 2009

carbon dating

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.

Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."

by El Bicho April 10, 2010

Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Carona

A virus that can suck its mum

Carona is a bitch

by Sukaran April 20, 2020

carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

by OLOKING October 11, 2006

Tucker Carlson

A Fox News pundit with a small and punchable face.

Tucker Carlson has such a small face. I want to punch it so badly.

by akt858 September 4, 2020