Canadian Flagpatch

An iron-on patch of Canada's National Flag worn on backpacks or cheap jackets by travelling American Tourists, of various ages. It usually is displayed in European cities with red-light districts or easy access to marijauna, or drugs.

This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.

U.S Tourist 1: Hey, don't forget to iron on my Canadian flagpatch on my backpack before we go to Amsterdam.

U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.

U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?

by bibliogoddess14 November 12, 2009

Canadian Pig

An alternative name for a Canadian goose, typically used in the midwest.

We were feeding bread to the Canadian Pigs at the lake when they turned and attacked us because we were out of food.

by Knock Brackney June 18, 2010

Canadian Dimples

When a Canadian native smiles, one can see the wonders of the northern realms. A true Canadian's smile will provide dimples in the shape of hockey sticks, or possibly the shape of hockey skates. It is one of the seven wonders of the northern world.

Hey look at Carmen! I never knew she was Canadian until she mistakenly took a plastic Bonsi tree as a real one, and when she realized she was on youtube, she had dem Canadian dimples!

by papasmurf69696969 April 4, 2014

Canadian gobstopper

When a girl sucks maple syrup off of your balls

The Canadian gobstopper made my balls taste sweet, and feel good.

by the canadian gobstopperer June 6, 2014

Canadian Dodgeball

A dodgeball move very common in Canada but almost unheard of in other parts of the world. It consists of one teammate throwing a lob ball up into the air. While the opponent has his hands in the air to catch the ball another teammate grabs the opponents ball. He then begins to suck the opponents balls. The opponent falls over in surprise and is left open to be attacked as he lies on the ground.

I was playing a intense game of dodgeball in Vancouver last night. I was the last one left and thought I may have been able to make a comeback but then Northerlion pulled a Canadian Dodgeball on me and I didn't stand a chance.

by fraxinus April 13, 2015

Canadian Hotbox

An enclosed space where the air is filled with cigarette smoke. Much like a hotbox, but consisting of tobacco smoke instead of marijuana smoke.

Let’s smoke a cig with the windows rolled up, they call it a Canadian Hotbox!

by pussyboyblue September 7, 2019

Canadian Creamball

Two opponents lay on their backs, with their feet together. Each whip their dicks out as they open their mouths. Both attempt to ejaculate in each other's mouth while singing the Canadian national anthem. Once someone fills their opponents mouths with cum, they win. If either of them swallow or stop singing they automatically lose.

what do you mean we can't play Canadian Creamball during recess? This is outrageous!!!

by Sgt.unicorn March 22, 2017