cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

by scott November 25, 2004

Cotton Wool

Verb: Rhyming slang for male masturbation. To "have a pull". When friends and accomplices are used to the term, it can be shortened to a "cotton" for public discretion.

Eg 1: Jimmy was so worked up after a boys night out at the strippers, he went home immediately to have a cotton wool.

Eg 2: Q "Where's Steven?"
A "He's out the back having a cotton"

by Paulie Boy June 27, 2006

cotton

used to discribe a once good looking person thats become unattractive, or that someone's appearance has deteriorated. (misusing the word cotton in place of caught; impling that age, drugs, hard living, partying, etc. have 'caught up' with a person's looks

Amy used to be so hot but after having two kids and sitting on her ass all day, now she just cotton

by R. DIGSY April 15, 2006

Cotton Bud

A cleaning device specially made for ears but known to be able to clean cars, bathrooms and dogs.

Johnny's ears were full of wax. Not anymore. He cleans them with a cotton bud.

Jack's car was of a disgusting sight. With the help of 10'000 cotton buds he was able to make it shine again.

by Nurul January 14, 2008

cotton candy coochie

A term first identified by an underground rap band who's mammas like to get down and dirty with local bandits of the minority persuasion. Another meaning: a really hairy bush, a vagina with lots of colors, and/or your grandmother's loose pussy.

Damn her cotton candy coochie is fine!

by heygirlfriendhey March 8, 2010

Cotton picking

Noun
An activity which occurs when, before sex, a girl forgets to take out her tampon. Afterwards, realizing what has happened, one or both of the partners must reach in and retrieve aforementioned tampon.

"Ah shit Dan! I left my tampon in... I guess it's cotton picking time."

by James C-drinks-gin December 22, 2008

Cotton Fuck

When you get fucked in the ass so hard that you bleed, and have to shove cotton balls in your ass to stop it.

---Damn, Sheena, what is the matter with you??
---Mann, I had a bad cotton fuck last night and now I can barely sit!!

by A Stiles September 20, 2008