cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.

my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.

by bakertexas October 16, 2008

nipple cripple

When you finish your after sex cig and put it out on the bitches/dudes nipple.

What happened to your tit!?
I got a nipple cripple after I banged that psycho emo bitch last Wednesday!

by poostainD June 29, 2011

Cripped

To crap so hard you rip your pants.

I was running to the toilet and I cripped my pants!

by Capt'n Dam't February 21, 2011

crippity chron

The original VB Ghantron. The dankest weed out, shiny and almost glass like in appearance due to high levels of THC crystal formation. From the crypt of Mother Nugget.

Yo did you see that Ghans Waller had?
Yea that shit is crippity chron.

by Ghan Man January 16, 2009

cripit

amazingly cool, awsome

Hey bro, that club is really cripit

by swagger of a prince February 27, 2009

Cripplephobia

Fear of becoming disabled

He has a severe case of Cripplephobia; if he gets a scratch on his leg he's sure it's getting gangrenous and will need amputation, and if his vision is blurred after a heavy night on the booze, he's sure his retinas have detached and he's going blind.

by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012

Crippu

Crippu - absolute sped kid that no one likes absolute wasteman who is dizzy. Genuinely disabled amen has no friends

Aaron Crippu is a sped

by SeasonedSomosaLover February 13, 2019