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when a big fart turns out to be a nasty crap.
Oh my god i probably made the biggest fart crap ever.
fart crap by vic ramalot January 12, 2008
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What you say the moment you realize you blew it, sometimes even when you didn't screw up beyond. It's always said or thought before an imminent mishap, like falling down the stairs, or breaking something in which case more severe profanity is utilized immediately afterwards. By now you know what I mean. It's also an expression of embarrassment.
"You have toilet paper stuck to your shoe."

"Oh, crap!"
Oh, crap by werallsonsofbitches December 16, 2009
Anything that is made in Japan that is a piece of shit. Examples would be the anime crap, Mitsubishis, non-car Hondas (half of the Honda cars suck anyway), non-sony electronics, and especially those Japanese people..

It's all about non-Japanese stuff, like the ones that say "Made in China" the Japs suck so much that they put factories in China.
You, all your stuff, and your family are Jap Crap
Jap Crap by David Li April 23, 2005

Kolonel's Fucking Crap

Aussie slang backronym for KFC or Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I can't be arsed cooking tonight. Whaddya feel like - Macca's, Red Rooter or Kolonel's Fucking Crap?

Jesus crap! 

1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.

"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.
"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"

"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"
Jesus crap! by T3GM January 8, 2009

alcho-crap 

The alcho-crap is what happens after you have a right skinful...after youve dragged yourself out of bed on the following day.. you have a sudden urge to shit...and its usually a runny consistency..with a very definite sweet smell.
Lise 'fucking hell youve stunk the toliet out'
Elayne 'i know... you cant beat an alcho-crap'
alcho-crap by Lise Pikey July 5, 2009