thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

National hit a furry with a chair day

On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day

Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!

Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?

Kelly: Sure!

by Hypxrrr January 5, 2021

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

ball and chain

My girlfriend!

Take away this ball and chain!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

rumble chain

A short length of heavy chain used in a street fight. UFC fighter Quinton "Rampage" Jackson wears one around his neck for luck.

"If I have to take off my rumble chain you WILL get beat down."

by AmbroseKalifornia March 18, 2008

Belly Chain

To ejaculate into a woman's navel in such a manner as to cause the ejaculate to run down either side of her stomach.

Jim said he was fucking Mary and when he came he pulled out and gave her a belly chain

by Creeping Gibs September 8, 2009

gold chain

Something expensive and precious people usually wear. It can be bought in jewellery shops (Eg: Pandora)

The robber ran away with that old lady's gold chain.

by Faith Megan Chua January 13, 2016