You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

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Tard Card

Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.

Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.

Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.

by despicablehypocrit January 2, 2012

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woman card

1) When a woman calls or suggests someone is sexist against women, even if they aren't, just to get their way with something.

2) When a woman uses issues women face, sometimes not even exclusively, to guilt-trip or even scare women into support them.

3) Something you can buy from Hillary Clinton to add with your "I'm with her" button.

1) Liz had nothing left to defend her stance once Mark proved it wrong with scientific evidence so she played the woman card and called him sexist.

2) Kristen was falling behind in the vote from women so she decided to play the woman card by saying "we have to stop this war on women" and "I will fight against rape culture" to scare women into voting for her.

3) Only sheeple would pay money to Hillary Clinton in exchange for a woman card.

by spootyhead July 31, 2016

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Card

What one uses to gain the advantage or wiggle out of a bad situation by using a characteristic of who they are, or any situation in their life.

Card is normally put after the word for the situation or characteristic in order to describe what they are using to their advantage.

Being the manager of a fast food restaurant, I hired an African American to work at the drive through, he was very incompetent and mixed up orders a lot. When I fired him he pulled the race card by saying I was firing him because he was black.

by joe725 August 13, 2008

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v-card

Card that someone who is a virgin holds. It is then lost after their first experience of inercourse.

I heard that girl lost her v-card at the party last night.

by ohmywrd May 17, 2009

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Caged

Caged (1): To beat someone at something or to humiliate someone.

Caged (2): Something is more intense by being "caged".

When playing Mortal Kombat as Johnny Cage and you beat someone you just "Caged" them.

"I'm doing so good right now, I just Caged him in Black Ops."

"The new season of Sons Of Anarchy is Caged!" meaning it's intense.

by HorrorStory October 13, 2011

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